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My boyfriend is a homicide detective and a couple of years ago, he was investigating the murder of a little boy. They still hadn’t found the body. The mother of the little boy broke.... The Dead Boy     My boyfriend is a homicide detective and a couple of years ago, he was investigating the murder of a little boy. They still hadn’t found the body. The mother of the little boy broke down and admitted she had killed him and hid his body under their old trailer. When the police went out to search the trailer, they found there was a new family living  in it. The family said their son had an imaginary friend who lived under the trailer and would come up to see him. The cops found the body of the dead boy just under his room.

An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was.... Talking Frog  An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball he discovered a frog that, to his great surprise, started to speak! "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a week." He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play golf, the frog repeated its message. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole month!" The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out. "Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours for a whole year!" Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed, "At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog!"

We were watching a scary movie when my nephew looked up and said, “What’s George doing... Scary Movie  We were watching a scary movie when my nephew looked up and said, “What’s George doing on TV?”. I asked him what he meant and he said: “That boy on TV looks like George”. I asked him who George was and he replied: “He lives above my bed every night when the lights are off and talks to me but I can’t hear him”. I asked him to draw me a picture. He drew a small boy with black holes for eyes and no teeth who was bleeding from his neck. “That’s George!” he said.

Three men died and went up to heaven . The guy at the gate said , “The better you were to your wife , the better kind.... In Heaven Three men died and went up to heaven . The guy at the gate said , “The better you were to your wife , the better kind of car you’ll get.” The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari . The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car . The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter. One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying ! He asked him , “Are you crying? What happen?" He answered : “Nothing ,  I just saw my wife on roller skates.”

The empty seats were filled and the train whistled to move. An old man with a young boy aged around 15 years came running to catch the train. They entered the train and the train started to....  Think Before You Speak  The empty seats were filled and the train whistled to move. An old man with a young boy aged around 15 years came running to catch the train. They entered the train and the train started to move. They had their seats just adjacent to the friends' group. The young boy was so surprised to see everything. He acclaimed at his father, 'Dad, the train is moving and the things are moving backward.' His father smiled and nodded his head. As the train started moving fast, the young boy again screamed, 'Dad the trees are green in color and run backward very fast.' His father said, 'Yes dear' and smiled. Just like a kid, he was watching everything with great enthusiasm and happiness loaded with tons of surprises. A fruit seller passed selling apples an...

  Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus was a humble farmer, an aristocrat, and a member of the patrician class. He was given absolute power over the people of ancient Rome on two occasions and voluntarily gave it up....  The Honorable Life  Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus was a humble farmer, an aristocrat, and a member of the patrician class. He was given absolute power over the people of ancient Rome on two occasions and voluntarily gave it up each time. What made Cincinnatus famous in his time - and a legend in ours - is the fact that he was an honorable man. The Roman custom in times of strife was for the Senate to appoint a single man as the dictator. The dictator would have absolute authority over the people and army of Rome. Cincinnatus was named dictator when the Romans were losing a war against two of their neighbors. Cincinnatus successfully led the Roman army to a swift victory. After the battle was won Cincinnatus was given a parade - called a triumph - through the st...

Once upon a time, a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it . His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to... ⛏ The Woodcutter  Once upon a time, a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant, and he got it . His salary was really good and so were the working conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best . His boss gave him an Axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to fell the trees. The first day, the woodcutter brought fifteen trees . “Congratulations,” the boss said, “ Carry on with your work!”. Highly motivated by the words of his boss, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he only could bring ten trees . The third day he tried even harder, but he was only able to bring seven trees. Day after day he was bringing less and fewer trees “I must be losing my strength . ” The woodcutter thought. He went to the boss an...

There was a new policeman at the police station, and they wanted to give him some work. "Take this thief to the city", said one of them. The policeman and the thief, set out along the road to the station. On.... The New Policeman  There was a new policeman at the police station, and they wanted to give him some work. "Take this thief to the city", said one of them. The policeman and the thief, set out along the road to the station. On their way, they came to a shop. In this shop, bread was sold. "We have no food," said the thief. "I'll go into this shop, and buy some bread. Wait here for me". The policeman was glad, "I'll have some food in the train", he thought. "be quick", he said to the thief. The thief went into the shop, and the policeman waited in the street for a long time. But then he began to think about the train, and at last, he could not find the thief. So he had to go back to the police station, and tel...

Once upon a time, a man and his wife had the good fortune to have a goose which laid a golden egg every day. Lucky though they were, they soon began to....  THINK BEFORE YOU ACT  Once upon a time, a man and his wife had the good fortune to have a goose which laid a golden egg every day. Lucky though they were, they soon began to think they were not getting rich fast enough. They imagined that if the bird is able to lay golden eggs, its insides must be made of gold. And they thought that if they could get all that precious metal at once, they would get mighty rich very soon. So the man and his wife decided to kill the bird. However, upon cutting the goose open, they were shocked to find that its innards were like that of any other goose!

Kalpana Saroj’s life is a classic rags-to-riches story . Kalpana was not just born poor . She was born into a Dalit family. Dalits, also known as untouchables, are at the bottom of society according to the...  Kalpana Saroj’s life (1)  Kalpana Saroj’s life is a classic rags-to-riches story . Kalpana was not just born poor . She was born into a Dalit family. Dalits, also known as untouchables, are at the bottom of society according to the traditional Indian caste system. Kalpana says that girls were seen as a burden on their families. And educating girls was seen as a waste . The norm at the time was for Dalit girls to get married young. Her father buckled under the pressure of the community and took her out of school in the 7th grade. He then married her off to a 22-year-old man . Kalpana was just 12 years old. Her in-laws forbade her from writing home, and they had no telephone . She felt completely alone . If the house wasn’t clean enough or if the food was burnt or too ...

A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be an Olympic diver . The only religious influence in... Belief  A young man who had been raised as an atheist was training to be an Olympic diver . The only religious influence in his life came from his outspoken Christian friend . The young diver never really paid much attention to his friend's sermons, but he heard them often. One night the diver went to the indoor pool at the college he attended.The lights were all off, but as the pool had big skylights and the moon was bright , there was plenty of light to practice by. The young man climbed up to the highest diving board and as he turned his back to the pool on the edge of the board and extended his arms out , he saw his shadow on the wall . The shadow of his body was in the shape of a cross. Instead of diving, he knelt down and asked God to come into his life . As the young man stood, a maintenance man walked in and turned the lights on . The pool had been drained ...

  A young man wished to marry the farmer’s beautiful daughter . He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him... Opportunity  A young man wished to marry the farmer’s beautiful daughter . He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The farmer looked him over and said, “Son, go stand out in that field.  . I’m going to release three bulls, one at a time. If you can catch the tail of any one of the three bulls, you can marry my daughter.” The young man stood in the pasture awaiting the first bull. The barn door opened and out ran the biggest , meanest-looking bull he had ever seen . He decided that one of the next bulls had to be a better choice than this one, so he ran over to the side and let the bull pass through the pasture out the back gate . The barn door opened again. Unbelievable. He had never seen anything so big and fierce in his life . It stood pawing the ground, grunting and....Whatever the next bull was like, it had to be a better choice th...

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking.... The Cowboy  A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen! He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. - "Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I have done in Texas, And I don’t like to have to do what I have done in Texas!“. Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wan...

  A little boy went to the pet store to buy a puppy. Four of them were sitting together, priced at $50 each. Then there was one... Empathy    A little boy went to the pet store to buy a puppy. Four of them were sitting together, priced at $50 each. Then there was one sitting alone in a corner. The little boy asked if that was from the same litter if it was for sale, and why it was sitting alone. The store owner replied that it was from the same litter, but it was a deformed one, and not for sale. The little boy asked what the deformity was. The store owner replied that the puppy was born without a hip socket and had a leg missing. The little boy asked, "What will you do with this one?" The reply was it would be put to sleep. The little boy asked if he could play with that puppy. The store owner said, "Sure." The little boy picked the puppy up and the puppy licked him on the ear. Instantly the little boy decided that was the puppy he wanted to buy. The store owner sa...

A hungry fox once wandering in a jungle. He saw a crow sitting in a tree. It had a piece of cheese in its beak. He longed to... The fox and the crow  A hungry fox once wandering in a jungle. He saw a crow sitting in a tree. It had a piece of cheese in its beak. He longed to eat it himself. So he sat down under the tree and said, “What a pretty bird you are! Your voice must also be very sweet. Dosing me a song, please.” The crow was greatly pleased to hear its praise. It began to caw with endless pride. But the moment it did so, the piece of cheese fell down. The cunning fox picked it up and ran away saying, “Thank you, Mr. Crow. The cheese is very delicious indeed. But your voice is not so sweet, as I thought it to be!”

  Once, a rabbit built a fantastic warren, where he lived very happily. He had designed it so well that, when a great rainstorm arrived - which flooded nearly the whole wood, and the homes of many animals... The Full Warren Once, a rabbit built a fantastic warren, where he lived very happily. He had designed it so well that, when a great rainstorm arrived - which flooded nearly the whole wood, and the homes of many animals - his remained untouched. Soon, one after another, the homeless animals came to his door, asking if they could spend that winter with him, in his warren. He invited each visitor in, and gradually the warren filled up until there was no room left. This discomfort didn’t bother the rabbit, because he felt he was being generous.. One day in spring, when all the animals had returned to their old homes, the rabbit was hopping along so absent-mindedly that he didn’t r...

A little girl asked her father. "How did the human race appear?" The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and...  A little girl A little girl asked her father. "How did the human race appear?" The Father answered "God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so all mankind was made" Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl went back to her father and said " Daddy, how is it possible that you told me human race was created God and Mommy said they developed from monkeys?" The father answered "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about her."

While a man was washing his new car ,  his 4-year-old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car .  In anger, the LOVE YOU DADDY  While a man was washing his new car ,  his 4-year-old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car .  In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizing he was using a wrench ! At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures .  When the child saw his father with painful eyes he asked, 'Daddy when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions ,  sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DADDY'. The next day that man committed suicide... People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes ,  because we human beings are not perfect. But the actions we take while in a rage will haun...

  Raymond purchased a new fridge .  The local council wanted $20 to remove his old fridge in an environmentally friendly fashion . So... The Free Fridge   Raymond purchased a new fridge .  The local council wanted $20 to remove his old fridge in an environmentally friendly fashion . So in order to save money he put it in his front garden with a sign that read ,  “Free to a good home. You want it, please take it . ” The fridge stood untouched for 4 days !  Raymond changed his tactics. He made a sign saying, 'Fridge for sale $50 . ' One day later the fridge disappeared and stolen.

A few years ago at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants , all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the.... Kindness A few years ago at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants , all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win. All that is , except one boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times and began to cry The other eight heard the boy. They slowed down and looked back . They all turned around and went back. Every one of them. One girl with Down’s syndrome bent down and kissed him and said,” This will make it better.” All nine linked arms and walked across the finish line together. Everyone in the stadium stood, and the cheering went on for several minutes . People who were there are still telling the story .  Why ? Because deep down we know one thing. What matters most in this l...